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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:18

Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
What is your review of UST Global?
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Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo
So they tried
Then came..
No go.
Forget drones, Amazon has new robots that could replace humans - TheStreet
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
5 Simple Walking Tricks That Burn Fat and Build Muscle, According to a Trainer - Eat This Not That
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Super Again: UNC Storms Past Oklahoma in NCAA Regional Finale - 247Sports
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Rangers Option Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
US lawmakers fire back a response to Trump's NASA cuts - theregister.com