What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

What is your review of UST Global?

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo

So they tried

Then came..

No go.

Forget drones, Amazon has new robots that could replace humans - TheStreet

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

5 Simple Walking Tricks That Burn Fat and Build Muscle, According to a Trainer - Eat This Not That

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Super Again: UNC Storms Past Oklahoma in NCAA Regional Finale - 247Sports

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Rangers Option Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

US lawmakers fire back a response to Trump's NASA cuts - theregister.com